__MoBlack’s avatar__MoBlack’s Twitter Archive—№ 177

  1. The year is 2056, election year. The Kaiser of the United States That Are Not Yet Underwater has declared the country a white ethnostate, forcing all minorities and anime fans underground. The Democratic opposition is running Joe Biden's consciousness uploaded to a computer.
    1. …in reply to @__MoBlack
      Crazy Communist Bernie Sanders II demands people of color be allowed to visit the surface world twice a year. He is laughed out of the Democratic primaries before being drone striked by the FBI.
      1. …in reply to @__MoBlack
        "Vote Blue No Matter Who!" chant moderate white voters before their homes are destroyed by extreme weather. Jeff Bezos, who has at this point bought immortality, looks on from a secure bunker, surrounded by billions in gold of unpaid Amazon tax money.