Decided to consult the subreddit to help answer the "02 trad/top question"
I said "I wonder how long it'll take to find a post horny for 02?" and it was the top post
Okay so the conclusion I'm coming to is that trad/top question is irrelevant to the actual fantasy at play here: a hot girl from your childhood waltzes into your life and declares her undying love for you for no good reason