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      1. Velma Episode 3 thread will be here in a bit, after I "acquire" it from "HBO Max" and eat. I didn't eat today yet. Oops
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      Pre-viewing thoughts: Been seeing a lot of comparisons to High Guardian Spice lately. Probably not a surprise to y'all that I do not think the situations are remotely similar, other than the fact that they both have "diversity" and manchildren complaining about said "diversity"
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    Don't want to do a whole thing but in a nutshell: HGS's issues, imo, come from a lack of time due to the show itself being screwed over. It has fundamentally good ideas, but wonky execution in writing and animation that can be attributed to how CR handled the property
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      Velma has fundamentally bad ideas. Maybe time was a problem, but more time wouldn't fix this I don't think. Example: making the protagonist of your mystery series a judgmental, closed-minded jerk is a bad idea because those qualities go against the point of a mystery series
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        CN: Velma episode 3 "ummm.... THAT was awkward 🤓"
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          CN: Velma episode 3 My personal philosophy is that if a show has a Black character in it, I give it more of a pass. But somehow, everytime this nigga shows up on screen I want to shoot the computer. That has to be some sort of crime
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            CN: Velma episode 3 This is the worst fucking romance dynamic to ever exist. Who the fuck saw Scooby Doo and said it needed more of this? But in truth, this dynamic is created when people write relationships with dubious notions of consent
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              sorry for forgetting alt-text on some of these. I'll remember from now on
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                CN: Velma episode 3 Okay, right, commentary. I am currently watching what can only be described as the most awkward gay awakening arc ever put to paper by man
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                  CN: Velma episode 3 I'm not the most qualified the dissect why it's bad, but I don't like the vibes. All the "diversity" in the show just feels off. I'm trying to put that into words.
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                    CN: Velma episode 3 My kneejerk reaction is why can't Velma just be gay? Why is it this spectacle? I'm not saying she can't struggle with her identity or feel nervous about it. That'd be cool. I'm asking why the narrative itself doesn't let her go through that
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                      CN: Velma episode 3 Mindy Kaling is mad bold for writing this line in particular
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                        CN: Velma episode 3 ...sure?
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                          CN: Velma episode 3 The tournament arc starts now. Can't go wrong with a... tournament arc in a mystery show, I guess
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                            I'll be honest, my motivation to continue watching is super low, right now.
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                              CN: Velma episode 3 Okay, then why do I feel that way? Because, I hate every character except maybe Daphne? Definitely part of it. Is it the tournament arc with no stakes for no reason? Maybe. Is it... whatever Fred is? Most definitely a factor
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                              1. …in reply to @__MoBlack
                                CN: Velma episode 3 On a fundamental level I have to feel like the writers felt like they had a reason for writing what they- what is this? What is happening? Come on
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                                  CN: Velma episode 3 Why is Velma such a vindictive piece of shit? What purpose does that serve? It's not even remotely proportional to what Daphne did to her in the other scene
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                                    CN: Velma episode 3 As an aside, I don't like feeling embarrassed for characters. Like, it makes me want to stop watching or skip the scene. But everyone in this show is embarrassing all of the time. I think that is the main source of the pain in my chest rn
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                                      CN: Velma episode 3 Why is Velma such a vindictive piece of shit? What purpose does that serve? etc etc
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                                        CN: Velma episode 3 What even is this fucking gag? I am losing my goddamn mind
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                                          CN: Velma episode 3 I keep coming back to this because it is baffling how bad it is. But Velma literally has no sense of curiosity whatsoever. How the FUCK are you writing a murder mystery about someone who ACTIVELY REFUSES to pay attention to ANYTHING EVERMNLSGEDAF.SDGRUia#r&#t
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                                          1. …in reply to @__MoBlack
                                            CN: Velma episode 3 Conflict resolved, I guess. Is the episode almost over? Is it? Please?
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                                            1. …in reply to @__MoBlack
                                              CN: Velma episode 3 I'll be honest. This was a lot worse than I expected. That was a genuinely unpleasant experience. These are like, truly baffling story decisions at times, and it's extremely difficult to imagine what the intended viewing experience here was
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                                                CN: Velma episode 3 I guess Daphne and Velma needed to work out their feelings for each other? But why did it have to be a tournament arc? And why the forced argument? And why reading her diary outload? Not to mention treating that like it wasn't a big deal? When it is??
                                                1. …in reply to @__MoBlack
                                                  CN: Velma episode 3 *out loud, sorry. And there's another episode, great. I'll queue in a sec. I need, like, a breather.